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Funny shit about marriage.....LMAO!!!

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.


-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.


-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.


-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.


-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.


-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.


-- Lynnette, age 8(isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.


-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE IF THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.


-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.


-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.


- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.


-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.


-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8




And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?


Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.


-- Ricky, age 10, wisdom beyond years .

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wtxman

Jun 5 @ 3:31PM  
Out of the mouths of babes
1bunny629

Jun 5 @ 4:03PM  
Tell your wife she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck! HA! ...that's hysterical!
Ewe_Wish

Jun 5 @ 4:51PM  
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date
Much like online dating huh?

Great blog.......kids are great arent they.............they just open their mouths and you never know what will come out...................
sumdaysoon

Jun 5 @ 7:10PM  
they all make sense to me........does that mean i can be a kid again.......
GSpotGina

Jun 5 @ 7:24PM  
And that's one of the reasons why I usually refrain from letting anyone meet my kids before the 3rd date lol Those were cute.
SxzeNewMe

Jun 5 @ 7:45PM  
Kids are so damned funny!
tassie1

Jun 6 @ 7:18AM  
hmmm,is that why I have only one wife ,but two trucks
blackskyline4

Jun 10 @ 10:18PM  
The first date... who can lie the best and still keep it somewhat believable...

sex on the first date... she called ur bluff... if she talks to you afterwards it means u had a damn good flush...

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