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Yodeling started how?? LMAO!!!

posted 6/5/2008 7:39:30 AM |
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Haveyou ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of
Switzerland . Night fall was rapidly approaching and he had
nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the
farmer if he could spend the night.

The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her
father, 'Who is that man going into the barn?'

'That fellow traveling through,' said the farmer.
'needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he
could sleep in the barn.’

The daughter said, 'Perhaps he is hungry.' So she
prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out
to the barn.

About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing
disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she

The farmer's wife was very observant. She then
suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched
a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did
not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew,her blouse
buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and
continued on his journey, waving to the farmeras he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was
gone, she broke into tears. 'How could he leave without
even saying goodbye,' she cried. 'We made such
passionate love last night!'

'What?' shouted the father as he angrily ran out of
the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the

The farmer screamed up at him, 'I'm going to get
you! You had sex with my daughter!'

The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his
hand next to his mouth, and yelled out.....


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Jun 5 @ 8:14AM  

Jun 5 @ 8:36AM  

I always wondered if they were actually saying something, now I know

Jun 5 @ 9:41AM  
,very good

Jun 5 @ 12:50PM  

Nice one

Jun 5 @ 1:03PM  
An oldie but goodie!

Jun 6 @ 6:50AM  

Jun 10 @ 10:22PM  
the moral of the story... Stop inviting strange guys to stay the night ANYWHERE near ur place...

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Yodeling started how?? LMAO!!!