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posted 6/2/2008 6:34:28 PM |
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed
for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien
addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to
your leader. ' The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien
said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty
attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling.
We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I
will fire!'

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to
do that! I really don't think you should make him mad. ''Rubbish,' replied
the cocky, young alien.

He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion.
A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his
feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a
cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near
killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around
himself twice and then stick it in his ear!

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Jun 2 @ 6:41PM  

Oh shit, girl!!!

Jun 2 @ 6:42PM  
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 2 @ 6:45PM  

I didn't know that was their ear.

Jun 2 @ 7:20PM  
yea i laughed out

Jun 2 @ 7:36PM  
That is too funny!

Jun 2 @ 7:40PM  

That'll teach him...

Jun 2 @ 8:16PM  
yup, no matter where they are from, kids always know better

maybe that one learned smething

Jun 2 @ 9:59PM  
Good job,finally one I hadn't heard a million times

Jun 2 @ 10:19PM  
this gets a greenie
thanks for the laugh

Jun 3 @ 9:55PM  
Das right don't mess with me !!!!

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