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Free Gas (Redneck Joke)

posted 6/1/2008 5:38:53 PM |
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  LilGriz

Hopefully y'all haven't seen this one yet, but cosidering the price of gas lately, I just couldn't resist. I'm not referring to Straddles type of gas mentioned earlier.

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7.... sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, " No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week.

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Wordsofwit

Jun 1 @ 6:11PM  
Great joke. Never heard it. Those two dimensions represent a kudo!
ynot7769

Jun 1 @ 6:34PM  
GSpotGina

Jun 1 @ 7:21PM  
gotta love Bubba
ThePurpleProphet

Jun 1 @ 7:21PM  


Bubba's wife is real lucky.
LilGriz

Jun 1 @ 7:46PM  
For some strange reason, it seems as if the women will be the lucky ones with this offer
sugarnspice005

Jun 1 @ 7:57PM  
*stops long enough to slap a kudo on the table*
NightOfOld

Jun 1 @ 8:27PM  

Griz I'm affraid I have to give a kudo this time.
clickedanad2

Jun 1 @ 9:10PM  
have to share this one
and a greenie for the grin
StraddleMyNose

Jun 1 @ 9:10PM  
. I'm not referring to Straddles type of gas mentioned earlier.

Cute!


As for the joke.....
Lisa46

Jun 1 @ 11:05PM  
ok send me the directions I need gas and sex
casuallylooking

Jun 2 @ 1:23AM  
That there Bubba is so smart it's kinda scarey. Good thing Billy Ray has him to help him out with the difficult things in life...

Leaving you a kudo ....and a ..Cause the joke deserves one and you deserve the other..
slohand_47

Jun 2 @ 1:45AM  
That's a classic from the late, great Lewis Grizzard. Check out his comedy CD's sometimes. GREAT southern humor.

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Free Gas (Redneck Joke)