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A Little Blue Tail posted 6/1/2008 10:42:04 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: cartoon   xquseme In Chocolatemilf's blog "Coattails," she and I got to discussing cartoon characters in a sexual role--particularly...Smurfs! For example, how do you think that Smurfette fought off all those little horny bastards....or did she just "go with the flow"? And what about Papa Smurf? Do you think he made use of that "little blue pill"? Another favorite was the Flintstones. EVERYONE knows that Betty and Fred were doing the nasty, behind Barny's back! So, what were YOUR favorite cartoons to talk dirty about, over a beer, or a smoke? (C'mon, admit it, you've played this game before!) Use your imagination, or just relay an old story...!! Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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rnj1013	Jun 1 @ 10:50AM
	you've obviously never seen smurf porn cos smurfette didnt fight off any of them in that
Wordsofwit	Jun 1 @ 10:55AM
	I did a blog about this a year ago but cut the characters off at around 1960. It got a lot of views and is pretty funny IMHO. http://www.adultmatchdoctor.com/blog_15837/Popeye_Is_Not_Gay.html
redbronze	Jun 1 @ 11:09AM
	Bugs and Elmer were in a gay beastuality relationship as well as that big rooster Foghorn Leghorn was so gay... And ya know Tom and Jerry were doing it I think Tom was the Pussy in that relationship.. And Wile and Roadrunner were is an S&M Mr and Mrs Smith relationship
xquseme	Jun 1 @ 11:28AM
	Sorry I missed your blog, WoW! Very enlightening! Yeah, Foghorn Leghorn was after the little hen's nestegg, Bugs Bunny was a crossdresser, and Yogi and Boo Boo were suspicious. What about Betty Boop?!? I only remember one of her cartoons on TV when I was a kid, but I've seen othere since...and Popeye needed more than a can of spinach to finish her off!
BigFlirt	Jun 1 @ 11:33AM
	Dont forget about roger rabbit's girlfriend, who knows who all she has done...lol
chocolatemilf	Jun 1 @ 12:41PM
	Fred and Daphne.........omg!! I was always Daphne, and Fred was hung!! I think I just got a boner.........oh wait........Ima girl!!
xquseme	Jun 1 @ 2:16PM
	It was Velma with the seething, uncontrollable libido, who always wanted "top" with Daphne--strap-on or not! Scoob and Shaggy liked to watch, but Freddy was gay...and there was a WATER BED in the back of the Mystery Machine!!
rnj1013	Jun 1 @ 2:19PM
	even tho Fred was flamin, I think he woulda got a boner for CMILF
xquseme	Jun 1 @ 2:43PM
	even tho Fred was flamin, I think he woulda got a boner for CMILF I'm sure that MILFY knows her share of, er, rope tricks, just to keep Freddy in line...
Detach	Jun 1 @ 2:57PM
	I always thought the smurfs were kind of a cult that underwent castration as regularly as western society undergoes male circumcisions. Think about it- ever see a baby smurf? No one tried to get it on with smurfette because no one had a libido due to their cult castrations. I think the smurfette character was added just so they don't start raising a generation of gay men.
Detach	Jun 1 @ 3:00PM
	I always grew up thinking that scooby and shaggy were huge pot smokers. Shaggy just looks like a hippy and both of them seemed to always have the munchies. Hmmm. come to think of it, what do you suppose the main ingredient to their scooby snacks was?
xquseme	Jun 1 @ 3:08PM
	Think about it- ever see a baby smurf? Actually, there WAS a baby smurf....but nobody knew... or said...who the father was! I always grew up thinking that scooby and shaggy were huge pot smokers. Yeah, that goes without saying....but you couldn't TALK about those things back then...