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posted 5/31/2008 1:03:19 PM |
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  ThePurpleProphet

From the worlds famous company that brought you: Sex Blog Saturdays, The Prototype, GPS products Carmen, Carmine and PomPom, and the "Toy Cleaning Service" now brings you something more amazing than all the above put together.

The prototype

The prototypes reach mass production

Sex blog Saturday

GPS products

Toy cleaning service

The Miracle Pill. The pill can prevent hair loss and even stimulate hair growth, it can prevent colds and ANY virus. It's been proven to stop athletes foot, diabetes, and obesity. It can cure all STDs, prevent acne, and dizzyness. This is truly "The Miracle Pill". There are so many more functions of The Miracle Pill that they all can't be listed.

However with all great things come side effects. Side effects include and are not limited to: A tremendous increase in pheremone output. This is a chemical that our bodies naturally produce that attracts members of the opposite sex. In test studies it has sexually attracted members of the opposite sex as far away as 30 feet. In some cases this attraction has been uncontrollable. Another side effect is the pill acts as a powerful aphrodisiac. It gives the taker an uncontrollable urge to have sex. Any member of the opposite sex within 30 feet will appear as a perfect match for the taker of The Miracle Pill.

Also the most devistating side effect - uncontrollable orgasms. In about 50% of our test members have had uncontrollable orgasms while taking The Miracle Pill. And nearly half of them have had multiple orgasms.

So before puchasing please take into the consideration of all the side effects and thank you in advance for you business.

ThePurpleProphet

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rnj1013

May 31 @ 1:46PM  
Do we get discounts for buying in bulk?
ThePurpleProphet

May 31 @ 1:52PM  
Sure, buying in bulk will always get you a discount. But be aware of the side effects.
rnj1013

May 31 @ 2:17PM  
I'll take 5 cases please
ThePurpleProphet

May 31 @ 2:21PM  
If you buy six cases, I'll throw in a prototype for free. With ten cases I'll throw in your choice of GPS systems.
StraddleMyNose

May 31 @ 9:03PM  
Geez, you're starting to sound like the commercials during the evening news...

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