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  StraddleMyNose

Late last night while Kim and I were talking we had been on the phone for about 3 hours and it coming up on 7am my time. We were both tired and getting a little silly (I get pretty silly when I get real tired) and I brought up the "what if's" game again. lol This time I asked her if she ever had a guy to acidently fart while she was giving him a blowjob. She said no she hadn't and was laughing pretty hard like me and she thought that was pretty gross. I then said to her that I think I will blog about this topic and ask if anyone has ever encountered this. Ladies, has a guy acidently farted while you were going down on him? Guys, have you ever let one out while having her going down on you? If so, what type of fart was it, was it a squeeker (the worst one because of the smell)?

I did this blog back in Feb. 2007 and thought that it was funny enough for a repost!

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sugarnspice005

May 30 @ 7:59PM  
And some of us don't need to be extremely tired to be silly.

Cute blog..and to answer the question...no..I've never had that happen...and if it ever did, and didn't kill me with the stink..I'd probably laugh my ass off.
buatbu

May 30 @ 8:04PM  
Shawn:
No offense, but you have to give up Starbucks and start drinking beer.


StraddleMyNose

May 30 @ 8:07PM  
Shawn:
No offense, but you have to give up Starbucks and start drinking beer.

And why would that be?

Btw, I haven't had a Starbucks for over 3-4 months. Beer sucks! As long as I have my Pepsi!
BigFlirt

May 30 @ 9:12PM  
Only you brother only you...lol
StraddleMyNose

May 30 @ 9:17PM  
Only you brother only you...lol

What, like that's a bad thing?







chocolatemilf

May 30 @ 10:46PM  
Never had that to happen..........had guys to fart in my car..........ewww!! But that's as close as I got to the dreaded silent but deadly..........
mrknowuwell

May 30 @ 11:30PM  
pepsi farts r the worst
Scottishtease

Jun 17 @ 6:17PM  
I did a blog on this not too long ago..in it i admitted that I farted while hubby was down there pleasing me..needless to say, i will never do that again based on his reaction..so yes Shawn, i must embarrassingly say i have done that...

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