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posted 5/30/2008 2:21:22 PM |
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  Lisa46

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy' s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".

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straightup_9

May 30 @ 2:45PM  
Now THAT's funny right there, I don't care who ya are....
Sunshine79

May 30 @ 2:51PM  
Oh geez...LMAO!
NightOfOld

May 30 @ 3:12PM  

Yep; They squeeze and twist every last nickel out of you.
mrknowuwell

May 30 @ 3:21PM  
*runs n hides my family jewels*
Lisa46

May 30 @ 3:22PM  
but Mr I wanna see your jewels
rescueremedy

May 30 @ 4:03PM  
I like making comments ... Never married ...so have had no need for a divorce lawyer ....
Wordsofwit

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May 30 @ 4:12PM  
Pretty good.
sugarnspice005

May 30 @ 5:20PM  
shyone_4u699

May 30 @ 5:33PM  
Hey guys! You have to tip your cap to a woman that knows what she's doing. I know this was a joke, but the implication here couldn't be more accurate. Well Done, Lisa!!
samclaunts

May 30 @ 5:59PM  
a green thingy great blog
sumdaysoon

May 31 @ 8:19AM  
AND UNLIKE SOME FOLKS ANYONE CAN COMMENT


tell me about it........the blogs are kinda dull lately........ .......and i swallowed a couple of nickels.......wanna help me get them out.......

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