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Hillary sworn in as President...

posted 5/30/2008 4:35:46 AM |
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Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.

She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.

She has waited several years for this.

FIRST NIGHT

Suddenly! The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'




Washington says, 'Never tell a lie.'

'Ouch!' Says Hillary, 'I don't know about that.'

SECOND NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'

Jefferson says,

'Listen to the people.'


'Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.'

THIRD NIGHT

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'



Lincoln says,

'Go to the theater.'

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StraddleMyNose

May 30 @ 4:49AM  
I feel like I'm being a little hard on Hillary with the two humor blogs I have done tonight.


Nah, maybe not!


But in all fairness, I'll try to do some Obama material sometime soon. I mean, with someone (Obama) who thinks we have 57 states, it shouldn't be too hard to come up with sad, but funny material...
ynot7769

May 30 @ 5:43AM  
thinks we have 57 states, it shouldn't be too hard to come up with sad, but funny material..


57
Wordsofwit

May 30 @ 6:31AM  
Ummm, this is an old George W. Bush joke. Truth be known it is probably a joke that has been used for presidents for a century.
BigFlirt

May 30 @ 7:23AM  
hard to believe he did not know there is only 55...
shellsmack

May 30 @ 9:51AM  
mrknowuwell

May 30 @ 11:01AM  
HIENZ 57.... is a state???
straightup_9

May 30 @ 3:05PM  
Truth be known it is probably a joke that has been used for presidents for a century

We were telling this one about LBJ and Nixon back in the 60's....But funny is funny, I don't care who ya are.......
sugarnspice005

May 30 @ 5:05PM  
I don't care how old the joke is..funny is funny!

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