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OMG!!! This news story from the AP is so sad

posted 5/30/2008 12:08:47 AM |
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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was
visiting her in-laws, and while there she went to a
nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows
rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
behind the back of her head.


One customer who had been at the store for a while
became concerned and walked over to the car. He
noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the
head and had been holding her brains in for over an
hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into
the car because the doors were locked and Linda
refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head.


A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,
and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried
to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
noticed and came to her aid.



Linda is blonde and a Democrat who is going to vote
for Hillary, but I'm certain that is irrelevant.

BISCUITS WANTED FOR MURDER (The actual AP headline)

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cutestud77

May 30 @ 12:54AM  
lol very funny buddy i miss u dork
StraddleMyNose

May 30 @ 12:56AM  
i miss u dork

Yeah, you and every chick!
cutestud77

May 30 @ 1:00AM  
omg plz dont make me laugh can you get any more concited geeeez lol
StraddleMyNose

May 30 @ 1:02AM  
can you get any more concited

Who, me? Nah....


straightup_9

May 30 @ 1:15AM  
Good story.....but just that...a story.....lol...it was de-bunked on the show "Myth Busters".......
ynot7769

May 30 @ 1:28AM  


what brains?

swyeter

May 30 @ 2:23AM  
It is a cute story but like straightup_9 said; it is an urban legend Read it Here

Linda is blonde and a Democrat who is going to vote for Hillary, but I'm certain that is irrelevant.
BTW, the lady was really a republican who said she had voted Bush four times in the past and the reason she gave for saying she was voting for Hillary was that she was still going to vote for the bush.

NightOfOld

May 30 @ 3:59AM  

Good thing she wasn't holding her butt.
Wordsofwit

May 30 @ 6:38AM  
This is an old stale myth. I think you did better when you reported Oscar the cat being beat to death.
Sunshine79

May 30 @ 8:03AM  
I posted this sometime ago and someone else has posted it since then. This is now the 3rd time around.....but it still makes me laugh my ass off!!
SxzeNewMe

May 30 @ 8:05AM  
An oldie but a goodie!!!
StraddleMyNose

May 30 @ 8:08AM  
Yeah, now you all see why I usually don't do jokes in the blogs? I guess the jokes are bound to be reposted here and there.
clickedanad2

May 30 @ 8:56AM  
BTW, the lady was really a republican who said she had voted Bush four times in the past and the reason she gave for saying she was voting for Hillary was that she was still going to vote for the bush.

this part is fact
as reported on Fox
or was that The Enquirer?
and
being the woman was Blonde AND
a Republican
she was grateful to have biscuits for brains
"beats bein' an airhead"
mrknowuwell

May 30 @ 11:05AM  
sure they wernt cinnimon rolls???
sugarnspice005

May 30 @ 5:06PM  
chocolatemilf

May 30 @ 10:19PM  
ROFLMBAO!!! My workweek just got better.........the bad news is, it's Friday!!

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OMG!!! This news story from the AP is so sad