Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was
visiting her in-laws, and while there she went to a
nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows
rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while
became concerned and walked over to the car. He
noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the
head and had been holding her brains in for over an
hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into
the car because the doors were locked and Linda
refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,
and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried
to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is blonde and a Democrat who is going to vote
for Hillary, but I'm certain that is irrelevant.
