Breakfast at the Whitehouse
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton!"
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
Bush eats kosher
"We've got to mend fences with the Jews and try to get their support, George W. said to an aide. "I gotta see what all this Jewish stuff is about." ?
So off they went to a kosher restaurant. The first course was set in front of them: matzo ball soup. George W. was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew. Gently, the aide said, "Just have a taste. If you don't ?like it, you don't have to finish it."
George W. dug in, spooning up a small piece of matzo ball with some soup, tasting gingerly at first, but quickly finishing off the entire bowl and all of the matzo balls. "That was delicious," George W. said. "Tell me, can you eat any other parts of the matzo, or do they just eat the balls?" ?
This is my related joke (made it up myself, yesserie!)
I went to visit the SMU campus and had use the restroom. When I completed my business, I emerged and I asked a passer by, "Where is the George W. Bush Presidential Library?"
"You were just in it."
"I didn't see anything."
"You probably weren't in the right stall."
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