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posted 5/28/2008 4:57:11 PM |
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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy
drive is going to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
warm voice said, 'Come on in.'
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass
was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its
side near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke
my window?'

'Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband
replied.

'Oh, no
apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
give
you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
for my self.'

Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life.'

'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.
'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with s ervants in every
country in the world,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be
safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'
'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'


'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with
a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we
both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're
right.

Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
about you, honey?'

You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same
for you!'



So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your
husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded
breathlessly.
'No Kidding,' he said. 'Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?'

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sugarnspice005

May 28 @ 9:04PM  
that was cute.

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