Hattie and Lyza...... posted 5/28/2008 3:50:50 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, new, joke

straightup_9

One day, Hattie and Lyza were sitting on their front porch, shelling peas.....

Lyza:..."Hattie, whut dat youse call a man whut goes down on a man?"

Hattie:..."Lyza, you calls him a Kwe-ur."

Lyza:...."Uh-huh.....And whut dat youse calls a woman whut goes down on a woman?"

Hattie:...."You calls her a Les-ben."

Lyza:...."Well, den, whut dat you calls a man whut goes down on a woman?"

Hattie:...."I calls him SWEET DADDY!!!!!"

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