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Hattie and Lyza......

posted 5/28/2008 3:50:50 PM |
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One day, Hattie and Lyza were sitting on their front porch, shelling peas.....

Lyza:..."Hattie, whut dat youse call a man whut goes down on a man?"

Hattie:..."Lyza, you calls him a Kwe-ur."

Lyza:...."Uh-huh.....And whut dat youse calls a woman whut goes down on a woman?"

Hattie:...."You calls her a Les-ben."

Lyza:...."Well, den, whut dat you calls a man whut goes down on a woman?"

Hattie:...."I calls him SWEET DADDY!!!!!"

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StraddleMyNose

May 28 @ 5:18PM  
GSpotGina

May 28 @ 6:53PM  
Really, there's a couple of good ones here today! Nice to come from a crappy workday and actually laugh.

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