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Joke.. Men don't listen....LOL

posted 5/28/2008 12:57:07 PM |
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I just got this from a friend of mine.. I just had to share.


In a Chicago hospital,
a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had
always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she
said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the
buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he
noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was
identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and
a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He
couldn't resist He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom..


What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things
like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently
drying his underside..

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A
large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to
this unbelievable pleasure The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it
was tender
loving pleasure.

W hen the powder puff completed its pleasure, he
couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy..


Next thing, he belted out a yell and then he passed out.......when
he woke up, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.


'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the
ATR button.

'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis
is under your pillow.'

MEN NEVER LISTEN

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mrknowuwell

May 28 @ 1:43PM  
now he will have 2 use tampons the rest of his life
max49

May 28 @ 1:46PM  
1bunny629

May 28 @ 2:05PM  
Why would his penis be under his pillow? if the ATR button worked so well, didn't they have a FAR button...which would have sent the supposed T to the S? Figure that one out...
StraddleMyNose

May 28 @ 5:12PM  
GSpotGina

May 28 @ 6:49PM  
sugarnspice005

May 28 @ 9:01PM  


And I can't believe no one left a kudo!!! geez!!! I'll leave ya one...cause this was too good!
SxzeNewMe

May 29 @ 2:03PM  
*giggle* didn't' see that one coming!

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