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Men Strike Back!!!

posted 5/27/2008 8:15:40 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat
a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man a nd rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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buatbu

May 27 @ 8:25PM  
Funny
StraddleMyNose

May 27 @ 8:26PM  
Quit blogging and go get me my pepsi!

StraddleMyNose

May 27 @ 8:36PM  
And M&M's?

See, you're very well trained.

lol
sumdaysoon

May 27 @ 9:36PM  
sounds good to me.......
Supakid2

May 27 @ 10:21PM  
NightOfOld

May 27 @ 10:32PM  

No wedding Cake for you.
l00kin4myprince

May 28 @ 12:38AM  
Without women men wouldn't be here!
blackskyline4

Jun 10 @ 10:28PM  
wheres my beer?... stop ur slacking

and don't touch any more wedding cake

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