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I've got brand new underwear and I'm ready for sex! posted 5/27/2008 5:54:34 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse   40yearoldvirgin I went to Walmart over the long weekend and I decided to buy new underwear. I don't generally care about the underwear. I guess it might be a turnoff for a women to see dirty torn up underwear on a guy though. I don't have to worry about that now. They're nice and white and clean. Won't stay that way for long though, so if you want to have sex with the 40yearoldvirgin better e-mail within the next few weeks! Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

read more blogs! Blogs by 40yearoldvirgin: Was I rude? Should I dye the pubies? Lets be teenagers until we're 25 Bored Gokkun galore I've got brand new underwear and I'm ready for sex! I gotta grab ass! Another baking blog. Should I have gotten a "thank you" Maybe I should just get really drunk

GSpotGina	May 27 @ 7:54PM
	Better keep them clean too, or the "cheer" lady will come after your dingies.
clickedanad2	May 27 @ 8:31PM
	white? they still come in white? and why - and who the hell would ever buy white? are they whitey and tighty? no wonder you're a virgin white - damn
shellsmack	May 27 @ 11:32PM
	40 Have always loved your humor. Yeah, something kind of nasty about men's underwear having holes right at the butthole and poopie stains...oh and those nasty yellow stains in front. Sorry, that was kind of gross.
l00kin4myprince	May 28 @ 12:29AM
	Wow! Yeah if you call yourself going all out on whitey tighties you should have taken the gas and money you wasted on the whitey tighties and bee lined straight for the store the says Adults Only! Matter of fact, take the underwear you got from Walmart back and tell them you want a refund for you outdated underwear!
mrknowuwell	May 28 @ 2:03PM
	I still wear my power ranger under roos