If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the
morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle...From the Northwest
Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned
later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place.
She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the
crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
his forehead.
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mrknowuwell
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May 27 @ 8:06AM
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i wanna b a mechanic now   
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1bunny629
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May 27 @ 8:45AM
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That's hysterical...I am not dead! Thank you! 
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GSpotGina
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May 27 @ 8:54AM
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LOL Ouch!
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NightOfOld
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May 27 @ 9:09AM
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Thanks for the reminder. My head hurts again now.
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max49
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May 27 @ 10:02AM
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LMFAO Well that would be me with the stitches because I don't wear underwear either.  
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mejestacool1
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May 27 @ 10:18AM
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 that's a headbanger
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casuallylooking
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May 27 @ 10:40AM
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I guess I'm still alive.... Yep, I laughed...
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straightup_9
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May 27 @ 11:12AM
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Now, that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are.......
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manwithoutahorse
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May 27 @ 11:48AM
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I'm not sure which is funnier; the fact that she did it; or the fact that she didn't recognize her husband's equipment. Either way, I bet she nearly needed the tray when she realized what she had done.
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shyone_4u699
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May 27 @ 1:05PM
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SunShine! Good One!! I can only imagine the shocked expression on both the Mechanic's and the wife's face. I can dedinitely understand how he bumped his head!!   
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blackskyline4
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Jun 10 @ 10:31PM
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she just came out of walmart... the dude got 3 stiches...
1 for her hands being cold
1 for the pure shock of somebody touching his nuts in public
1 for the greater shock of it was the wife of the guys car he was fixing...
how'd u get my news over there
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