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  pinkntastey

this is so true it is scary. someone sent it to me so i copied and pasted it here for all to see.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all times

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public

When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot

When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married ....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"

When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"

When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets

When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first

When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area

When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."

When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away

When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare

When you are dating..... He calls you by name
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She.

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missweet

May 23 @ 11:30AM  
And my friends wonder why I don't want to get married!
40DWM

May 23 @ 11:51AM  
Really!! If things are going purty good, why fek up a good thing?



Why does a divorce cost so much?

'cause it's worth it.
sugarnspice005

May 23 @ 5:44PM  
No wonder I've stayed single!
redbronze

May 23 @ 6:23PM  
I have heard that fish and company stink after three days.. I think that this goes for marriage also.. not that I am down on it or anything I just do not want to do it again.. LOL I want to be able to go home alone when I need to..

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