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posted 5/21/2008 5:08:18 PM |
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  40yearoldvirgin

I have an assistant at work. I can't help noticing her nice round ass. She's gained some weight in the past year, but her ass is still nice and round and grabbable. I keep noticing every time she walks away how great it looks. Would anyone believe me if I said I slipped and had to grab her butt to keep from falling? If that worked maybe I could rub my crotch against it.

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greatsax

May 21 @ 5:22PM  
Good Luck in the sexual harassment in the workplace case. Why don't you just ask her to let you do all that stuff....somewhere pleasant ???
straightup_9

May 21 @ 5:33PM  
.......better do what he said.....ASK......She might say no...but at least you will move up a rung or two on her "respect" ladder...
22andhard4u

May 21 @ 5:48PM  
yeah that will get you in trouble with a quickness, not to mention its better when its consentual
40yearoldvirgin

May 21 @ 5:57PM  
Naw. She's got a bf. And I repel chicks. If I'm gonna grab some ass I gotta do it the BAD way. Did you know that my middle name is "trouble"?
hopon

May 21 @ 6:17PM  
slip her an anonymous note telling her that her ass is hot!!! .... that is fun!
40yearoldvirgin

May 21 @ 6:36PM  
Not as hot as grabbin'!
jcarolina

May 21 @ 6:44PM  
You may think you repel women, but I doubt you'll repel the punks in jail if you get locked up for that crazy shit.
GSpotGina

May 21 @ 7:00PM  
Yep. Look but don't touch.
1bunny629

May 21 @ 7:04PM  
How do you know she isn't hopping you do...trip and fall into it!
greatsax

May 21 @ 9:02PM  
Well if thats the case ...how about if she slips and falls with her mouth wrapping around his cock??? How is that for a slip??? No...don't do the note...never put anything in writing...and as my attorney Dad says...never say anything...to anyone!!!! Under any circumstances.....that is why I think he is in the CIA...
PleasureAwaits

May 24 @ 12:17AM  
You see, there are two types of hot. Hot, don't touch and Hot, want to touch. Normally you shouldn't touch either though.
kingdongilingus

May 24 @ 5:10AM  
Well, a couple of things in Time/Space that I am going to help you with, to ascertain your decision making processes easier:

(A)Grab that deee-licious booty. She then beats your ass with a stapler. You deserve it. She likes it anyway. You go have booty sex. Women are weird like that........

(B)Grab that ass. Slap that bouncy mounds of luvin', only to get sued. You deserve it. She likes the money and stupid you just gave her. Women are weird like that.......

(C)You rub your crotch YOUR OWNSELF, thinking about booty.
You then realize you are smart (and of course, at home during Own Crotch action).
She likes that better, so do you, since you are not getting your ass beaten or sued.

Women are weird like that..............

Twice I have had women grab my ass at work. Both married (always has to be fucked up somehow right?), and when I pointed out my ass doesn't do the hard work (pun intended) and that my general crotch area does........they became slightly offended, but both liked it.

I did not sue, nor did I grab any ass.

So be it. Women are fuckin' weird like that..............
40yearoldvirgin

May 25 @ 12:19AM  
Do I have to be at home durin' my crotch grabbin'? My assistant's ass is pretty far away then. I kinda like proximity.

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