Ynot Have A Birthday posted 5/21/2008 9:23:54 AM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse

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I once had an elderly neighbor who when discussing life or destiny she would say "whatcha talking about..........you're born, you grow up, you get old, and you die...........and somewhere in the middle you make something of yourself....and than she would kiss her fingers and hold them up and say From my lips to Gods ears..........you make something of yourself........... There is something about that lady that always reminds me of Ynot............well maybe cause the last time I saw her she had a purse just like one of his purses...........oh yea thats right he has reminded me many times.............he carries man purses.............

I think the resemblance comes from Ynots attitude towards life.........It will be what its meant to be........and thats how he lives his life..........so his live is pretty peaceful and serene............its those of us who are closest to him.........he drives totally insane...........

I think its time for people to know the real Ynot........the little man behind the curtain.......you know the one who use to flash all the women here......the one who had Ponme dress up his dic pictures to match the holidays....(santa dic for christmas, easter bunny dic for easter and so on.....the one that was always willing to fight the trolls for anyone who needed...........does anyone remember the picture of his chest......that big burly strapping man..........well people all that was fibs..........Ynot is only 5'2" and weighs 130 lbs.......

In reality Ynot is a pretty big guy.......he's tall and his chest has the same measurements of the state of Maine.........and when he gives you that look of I am not going to mess with you............well he could be intimidating to say the least. My son after meeting Ynot said........Wow.....If your going to have one of your best friends that is a man you couldn't have picked a better one.........anyone who picks on you is creamed toast...........but we all know the truth........he is just a teddy bear.....right MrsYnot?

When people ask me what Ynot does, I tell them he is a Tranny man.........9 out of 10 times they will say.......OMG really........tell me all the details.......and with an innocent look on my face I start to explain that he is the Manager of a Transmission shop..........for some reason they always look disappointed afterwards.....

The first time I met Ynot, my shock at his apartment was very apparent.........I think he is still laughing over that.......I guess I am not use to walking in and instead of a dining room table there is a weight bench with a ton of weights on it........In the living room was tread mills, ultra gyms.........oh yea there was a couch and tv but it was kinda in a corner......... and you could tell he did the decorating himself by the 4 whitewall tires by the patio door.........On the inside of the apt not the outside.....just saying......

Now his computer resides in his bedroom and while I was there I would set at the end of his bed as we both played on AMD together........I didn't really take notice of much in that room........well cause Ynot shall we say..........could be also called messy marvin..........tho I have to say you didn't have to step down to get on the bed so it wasn't that bad.........When I stopped at his place on the way home from Minnesota last week, I went to check my email.........computer still in bedroom........but MrsY is a much better house keeper.........I actually took time to look at the furniture..........Oh my god I thought MrsY has the most feminine and beautiful bedroom set.........its like a ebony color and on the head board and dressers is a princess crown with sparkly detailiing in it. After Ynot got home we were once again all gathered in the bedroom........No we didnt have a threesome........I had a headache.......... Somewhere in this warped mind of mine........I started imagining Ynot sleeping under that princess crown and got to laughing and commented on that..........we were all laughing when I told MrsY that I thought her bedroom set was gorgeous.........and she told me that it wasn't her set, it was Ynots..............

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