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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger.
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger, how about nuclear power?' and he
smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic, but let me ask
you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'
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mrknowuwell
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May 20 @ 8:06AM
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my 15 yrs of goin 2 college down the crapper..............cuz a little girl knows more shit than i do...........guess i am not really smarter than a 5th grader 
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GSpotGina
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May 20 @ 8:07AM
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That's one smart cookie!
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secretpassions
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May 20 @ 8:11AM
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this is great.Too funny:)
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samclaunts
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May 20 @ 8:13AM
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sounds like crap to me great blog 
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Ewe_Wish
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May 20 @ 8:18AM
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Hell I really feel bad...................I don't know nothing about nuclear power or shit...............
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girlcountry
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May 20 @ 8:18AM
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Crazy woman!!!!
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iwantmypizza
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May 20 @ 9:14AM
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well first you have to ask yourself why is this strange man talking to a little girl? where are her parents to tell not to talk to anyone you dont know? what kind of sick world is this? lmao 
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casuallylooking
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May 20 @ 9:24AM
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mental note to self...Do not talk with children on planes, so you don't look like a complete idiot. 
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mejestacool1
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May 20 @ 9:55AM
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That's one smart ass little girl
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JangoFett15
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May 20 @ 4:50PM
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Now that was funny.
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Irridum
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May 20 @ 11:49PM
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Nuclear Power?? Hmmm, Isn't that found in places where if the deer, cow & horse eat the grass their shit glows in the dark??? 
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blackskyline4
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May 22 @ 7:04PM
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everybody loves a smart ass... but at that point u have to regain some dignity.,..
ask the little girl if she knows why a human male can look in the mirror for less then 3 mins and think he looks alright yet a human female can be at a mirror for more then 30 and can't come to the same conclusion?
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