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Why I Fired My Secretary!!!

posted 5/19/2008 8:31:11 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone " Happy Birthday."

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids... They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! "
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !"

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?"

I responded,
"I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."


After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ..
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing "Happy Birthday".







And I just sat there...











On the couch...









Naked.








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StraddleMyNose

May 19 @ 8:38PM  


Yep, sounds like most of us guys jumping the gun as usual. Glad I'm not one of those guys!
sugarnspice005

May 19 @ 9:05PM  
Now that's what's called "being caught with your pants down".
PleasureAwaits

May 19 @ 9:34PM  
OMG! WTFPWNED!
PleasureAwaits

May 19 @ 9:35PM  
Had to kudo that one.
JangoFett15

May 20 @ 5:05PM  
LMMFAO
cartiel

May 20 @ 11:22PM  
Hilarious!!!
blackskyline4

May 22 @ 7:07PM  
in the birthday suite... at least he came prepaired

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