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posted 5/19/2008 7:23:13 PM |
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Are you taking good care of your toys? How often do you clean them? Do you clean them properly? Do they smell good? Is there any excess lubrication from the last use? How often do you inspect them?

ThePurpleProphet Inc cleans toys professionally. After use, give us a call and we will send a highly qualified toy cleaner to your house. We clean all makes and models. No toy is too big or too small for us to clean. If a toy that has been professionally cleaned by one our staff doesn't perform to highest level of pleasure giving, then ThePurpleProphet Inc will give you one free orgasm of your choice.

As a special bonus to first time customers we will give a member of your house training in the use of toys. Yes women, we will train your husbands in the proper use of those toy for your maximum pleasure.

Feel free to place all orders for our cleaning service here on this blog. And thank you in advance from all of us at ThePurpleProphet inc.

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StraddleMyNose

May 19 @ 7:31PM  
Are you taking good care of your toys? How often do you clean them? Do you clean them properly? Do they smell good? Is there any excess lubrication from the last use? How often do you inspect them?

I worry about you, you're starting to sound just like me...

After use, give us a call and we will send a highly qualified toy cleaner to your house.

This wouldn't be Borty would it?

ThePurpleProphet

May 19 @ 7:41PM  
Borty just does underwear.

I'm trying to see outside the box.
StraddleMyNose

May 19 @ 7:47PM  
Borty just does underwear.

I'm trying to see outside the box

Yeah, but wouldn't this be a promotion, a step up for him?
ThePurpleProphet

May 19 @ 7:56PM  
I don't know if Borty wants to leave his empire.
casuallylooking

May 19 @ 8:21PM  
then ThePurpleProphet Inc will give you one free orgasm of your choice.
Wow, even a guarantee in writing with no small print...... lol

Sunshine79

May 19 @ 8:22PM  
I got a draw full for you to clean!!

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