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posted 5/17/2008 4:06:41 AM |
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  beefygoblin

"Gee this doesn't taste very strong...must have used to much water".

Three glasses like this later and I literaly couldn't feel my dick...

So heres to La Fee... worlds smoothest brand of aperitif (legaly availible for sale in the united states as of 2008...)

Thank god frat boys haven't gotten a hold of this stuff yet.


Another rental wasted...ah who am I kidding, I'm to cheap and potentialy embarrassed to pay for porn.

Its not that I couldn't get hard, I just litteraly couldn't find my ass with both hands. I was that wasted.

Fortunately all that water must have saved me from the hangover.


Would you rather be so drunk your high or wanking it?

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jcarolina

May 17 @ 6:55AM  
I've heard Dead Kennedys "Too Drunk to Fuck", but too drunk to whack?
Sunshine79

May 17 @ 7:15AM  
That's funny....think you could have borrowed my hands and done the job??
ThePurpleProphet

May 17 @ 8:20AM  
I remember back in my drunk days waking up naked and my hand on my dick. All I could think was that the night before I was trying to jack off and fell asleep.
GSpotGina

May 17 @ 10:21AM  
LOL how do you know you did, in fact, but blacked out and forgot?
chocolatemilf

May 17 @ 10:50AM  
Beefy.........you mean you couldn't even stroke to Lemon's pics......pretty hott!! Keep me away from that !!! I love to feel it all!!!
rnj1013

May 17 @ 11:31AM  
I am all for drinking to way past the point of where it is good for you. I have drank myself straight many times in life. But there is no excuse, and I mean NO excuse to keep drinking if you had so much you can't pull your own dick. That is alcohol abuse man and you need to seek help immediately. If I ever drink so much I can't rub one out I'd probably quit drinking (at least long enough til my dick got hard again)
lemondrop

May 17 @ 1:41PM  
Ah jeez!
Cam time overdue?
Please forgive my absence.
x
evild614

May 17 @ 5:16PM  
Ever tried Polish Jet Fuel? It's about the same proof as Everclear, but it's made from berries instead of grain, so it's incredibly smooth and mild tasting. Mix it with kool-aid and you can't tell.
lunanegra

May 17 @ 5:46PM  
Dude....


Actually,no I haven't.I konk out after a few.
whisperingcomet

May 17 @ 5:56PM  
Of course, Beefy,,,,many times
redbronze

May 17 @ 7:12PM  
too funny, no I cannot say I have experianced this lately..
beefygoblin

May 17 @ 7:31PM  
evild614,La Fee (absinthe) is 136 proof.. and when deluted with a small amount of ice cold water (and poored over a sugar cube) it tastes like flavored water...this may or may not have had an influence on it being illegal from 1912 - 2007...
evild614

May 17 @ 7:56PM  
Everclear and Polish Jet Fuel are both around the 190 mark (almost pure). However, they're not absinthe, so they don't get you "high", just really drunk. I've never tried La Fee, but if it's real Absinthe (not legal anywhere in the US), you probably lost feeling in your dick due to the wormwood, not the alcohol.
PleasureAwaits

May 18 @ 1:38PM  
That's funny....think you could have borrowed my hands and done the job??

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