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If Men Had A Vagina For A Day!!! LMAO!!

posted 5/16/2008 2:07:54 PM |
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  Sunshine79

What men would do if they had a vagina for a day:



10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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And of course...What women would do with a penis for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

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StraddleMyNose

May 16 @ 2:26PM  
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Hey, I have no trouble with this one!
NightOfOld

May 16 @ 2:44PM  

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.


This suits me fine. I'm ready.
shyone_4u699

May 16 @ 2:44PM  
Number 9 definately! Maybe for longer than an hour and half. Definately more than just once during that day. I do find those things truely fascinating, sensual, erotic and every other word that defines sexual interest.
justa_country_boy

May 16 @ 2:47PM  
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day= try out the coke bottle
ThePurpleProphet

May 16 @ 2:50PM  


What are you, a psychologist?
NightOfOld

May 16 @ 3:12PM  
ThePurpleProphet wrote.

What are you, a psychologist?

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No she is in a state of neurosis or hysteria do to conditions of extreme exaltation.
In simple psychological terms. It just means over sexed.
NightOfOld

May 16 @ 3:13PM  


Ewe_Wish

May 16 @ 3:54PM  
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
Now wouldn't we all like to find the answer to that one..............
PleasureAwaits

May 18 @ 2:30PM  
Very good, however may I recommend that we take a look at number 7:

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

Please review the men's room etiquette before talking at the urinal unless you want bubba to teach you a lesson

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If Men Had A Vagina For A Day!!! LMAO!!