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Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War not determine who right, war determine who left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.

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May 16 @ 8:54AM  
very good

May 16 @ 9:29AM  
Woman who slides down stair railing naked have no hair by cracky. Holy smokie...

Man who piss around cornor have kink in dink

Dumb man climb tree to pick cherries. Wise man just spread limbs.

Woman laying down on back have crack up.

Man who jerks off in flower pot get blooming idiot.


May 16 @ 12:05PM  

I dink dem bery punny jokes.

May 16 @ 1:09PM  

Man who screw girl in Strawberry patch is in a jam.

Man who screw girl on side of mountain not on the level.

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