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posted 5/15/2008 7:10:25 PM |
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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?", they asked.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project" said Tommy.
The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie."

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.

With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He is your son!"

The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times.

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40yearoldvirgin

May 15 @ 7:22PM  
It's a good thing we can get away with lying. Lies make the world go 'round.
NightOfOld

May 15 @ 8:13PM  

She deserved it too.
sumdaysoon

May 15 @ 8:28PM  
i saw it coming.........
StraddleMyNose

May 15 @ 8:41PM  
sugarnspice005

May 15 @ 8:47PM  


Now...I wonder why she got slapped 3 times compared to the father and son only getting one slap each time.....
manwithoutahorse

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May 15 @ 9:39PM  
great one...I can use this one. Of course I never lie....ouch!
ThePurpleProphet

May 15 @ 9:46PM  


You are too funny.
greatsax

May 15 @ 10:40PM  
Imagine having that robot on a date with you...are they still called dates??? whatever...the first time out with someone...oh would I be in trouble...either way...
I'll give you my last kudo...then I'll retire.
GSpotGina

May 15 @ 11:00PM  
Whoa.

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