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It Could Have Been Me posted 5/15/2008 6:00:22 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse   Ewe_Wish I remember a long time ago coming on this site and making friends that one of the first friends i made here was Ynot7769. We use to have so much fun playing in the forums and blogs and sometimes people would ask why we didn't get together..........well other than the fact i do have some taste.......... we just enjoyed being friends. But many blogs were written and we had fun while I did the search to find Ynot the perfect woman............ok she didn't have to be perfect.........she just needed a pulse and could get along with me was my only concern........While I was out looking for that "perfect" woman for him, he snuck out and found her himself..........which is nice that he can do somethings on his own cause its more than apparent he needs all the help he can get with computer and spelling. So anyways I was thrilled to know that my bestest friend had found a wonderful woman.........and never once was I even a bit jealous..........until I stayed here the last couple days and realized just how spoiled MrsYnot is.......My god she has family heirlooms hanging on her fingers.........Yes they are rings......... and then realized that MrsY doesn't work.........tho she did spend the day with me looking at the new home that Ynot has bought her........going shopping..........my god I think that man is buying her everything new.........and I was thinking THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME..............well accept the fact that there might have been a few things that we would have been incompatible about.........he doesn't pull over.........and I think men should........He lives in Indiana........and I dont want to........he eats too much meat and I believe thanks to him there will be a cattle shortage...........He likes to text message me while I am driving down the road and expects an answer......I can barely talk on the cell with blue tooth while driving and he wants me looking for letters......... Oh and I almost forgot..........Ynot has Man purses............. Do you remember the Sienfeld episode where Jerry gets a purse.......well obviously this has been a wonderful inspiration for Ynot........as he has many of them.........apparently he has different colors for different moods and now is working on the matching of shoes.........Since I still have the purse that I bought at a rummage sale 7 yrs ago and usually can't find it when I need to have a purse. .....I just felt that maybe we were not a match made in Heaven tho apparently him and MrsY is.........as she has just as many purses and they seem to enjoy sharing them. I kinda felt bad for Ynot for a moment, although I think the world of MrsY i was almost afraid that she might be taking advantage of him somewhat..........but then last night as I laid in the guest room which is right next to their room that well ummmmmmm I guess that they must have a good thing going..........tho to be honest I hope I never hear the term ride em cowboy again.......especially in Ynots voice. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

read more blogs! Blogs by Ewe_Wish: Notes on Ambiguity First Dates Craigslist for a Laugh.......... High Costs Take Away the Fun Things You May Never Know..........or at least I hope so Honesty Changes Hello I'm Back!! Ynot Have A Birthday Light at the End of the Tunnel............ I Am Not A Mechanic............ God, I am glad It Isn't Me......... It Could Have Been Me It Makes A Mother Proud If the Foo is on the other Shoot In Conclusion................ It Really Amazes Me Do You Know What Day It Is? His Thoughts..........Reposted EWE is ME Just For Your Infomation

sumdaysoon	May 15 @ 6:17PM
	shoulda banged on the wall.........
ynot7769	May 15 @ 6:25PM
	hmm....all i know is she's happy........i'm happy ......oh...and ....i'd like TWO of these as a gift before you go since i got two dogs.......
ynot7769	May 15 @ 6:26PM
	btw.....you don't get yer kudo TILL i get my damn purses
alybai42	May 15 @ 7:16PM
	I can barely talk on the cell with blue tooth while driving and he wants me looking for letters......... I can't text sitting on my bed... It takes me too much time to look for letters..
sugarnspice005	May 15 @ 8:34PM
	Well....at least you had a good time. Admit it..you had a blast with Mr&Mrs Ynot.
rescueremedy	May 15 @ 8:40PM
	...........He likes to text message me while I am driving down the road and expects an answer......I can barely talk on the cell with blue tooth while driving and he wants me looking for letters ........... If i knew what letter to push after finding them would be great ,but ...that is not the english langauge that i was brought up w/
greatsax	May 15 @ 8:44PM
	That is just way too much information....thinking of banging on the wall of the YNots...I don't know...but I also just commented on an asmat blog so I am going down the tubes...I guess I will irritate some people.....
StraddleMyNose	May 15 @ 8:49PM
	Do you remember the Sienfeld episode where Jerry gets a purse.......well obviously this has been a wonderful inspiration for Ynot........as he has many of them.........apparently he has different colors for different moods and now is working on the matching of shoes......... Too funny!
dumblonde	May 15 @ 9:07PM
	try sitting in the passengers seat while Ynot is driving and texting!!!! YIKES! hec, if he wants to and is able spoil her...i say, go for it!!!!
Lisa46	May 15 @ 9:48PM
	try sitting in the passengers seat while Ynot is driving and texting!!!! YIKES Yep been there scary indeed!!! Glad you enjoyed your time with the ynots so sorry i wasn't able to make it
Sunshine79	May 15 @ 11:48PM
	So, your saying he needs matching "mandles" to go with those purses?? (That's sandles for men if ya didn't know.....most the time worn with socks....eww!)
casuallylooking	May 18 @ 12:47AM
	OMGosh!!! I'm about in tears here laughing..... Well....at least he's not sharing her eyeliner and mascara..... Sorry, couldn't resist..... Hey, you were supposed to take ear plugs with you........ I hear that some people can get quite ummm ...verbal in the heat of the moment...lol
spax	May 18 @ 12:54AM
	I can barely talk on the cell with blue tooth while driving and he wants me looking for letters......... I text drive and talk on the phone at the same time its a wonder I haven't crashed....don't worry it gets easier the more you do it
Irridum	May 19 @ 12:43AM
	Texting while driving??? I wonder how many people who have done that & hit someone head on wonder why the other driver didn't slow down so they would have time to type "Oh Shit!" Sorry, Pet Peeve, I have been rear ended by 2 different people texting while driving. One actually had the balls ( or I should say boobs) to ask " don't you ever use your rear view mirror to see if someone is busy before you stop in front of them?" Thank god I have a rule about never hitting a girl.
ynot7769	May 20 @ 6:03AM
	try sitting in the passengers seat while Ynot is driving and texting!!!! YIKES! Yep been there scary indeed!!! i got the freakin keys memorized ......it's not like i LOOK at em sooo whats the fuss
ynot7769	Jun 8 @ 10:23AM
	don't worry it gets easier the more you do it