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Why Sunshine Carries 2 Cardboard Men In Her Car.....

posted 5/15/2008 8:32:43 AM |
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  Sunshine79

My car gets a flat on the interstate one day. I ease it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully step out of the car and open the trunk.

I take out two cardboard men, unfold them and stand them at the rear of my vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives.

The officer, clearly enraged, approaches me yelling, 'What's going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' I say calmly.
'Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.
'Helllooooooo!!! !' I say
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'Those are my emergency flashers!'


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BananaBoy4u

May 15 @ 8:46AM  
YES! I might steal this one, keep up these dalies, we love 'em.
PleasureAwaits

May 15 @ 8:58AM  
Ha! This question just begs to be asked. So, what's in your 72-hour kit?
GSpotGina

May 15 @ 9:03AM  
LOL that definitely works.
loveableone

May 15 @ 9:25AM  
OMG that was AWESOME!!! Thanks for the morning laugh I DEFINATELY needed it!!! Have a wonderful day!!
jcarolina

May 15 @ 9:55AM  














Sunshine
str8ngr84u2

May 15 @ 10:29AM  
Hahaha sweetie,
sumdaysoon

May 15 @ 10:57AM  
i know what you do with those cardboard guys.........
NightOfOld

May 15 @ 12:47PM  

Sweety you just have a way of making me laugh.

kudo for you, just because I like you,.
StraddleMyNose

May 15 @ 2:09PM  
OMG! Now that was funny!
blackskyline4

May 18 @ 2:12PM  
u've got everything but the spare tire...

just like a woman... buys everything else but what she needs...

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Why Sunshine Carries 2 Cardboard Men In Her Car.....