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For All AMD Ladies!!!
posted 5/13/2008 8:57:36 PM |
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Sunshine79
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5.
It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Luv, Sunshine!!
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missweet
May 13 @ 9:11PM
lol
I got that text just a couple of hours ago
GSpotGina
May 13 @ 9:16PM
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
ROFL Sagging nuts. It's true! They do!
l00kin4myprince
May 13 @ 11:56PM
That's the shit!
tassie1
May 14 @ 7:43AM
your not STILL praying for that,even after all these years..?
soft_touch938
May 14 @ 11:37AM
God has a warped sense of humor...it's called "watching women age"
shellsmack
May 14 @ 5:06PM
yeah
coachwaugh69
May 14 @ 7:33PM
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