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posted 5/13/2008 8:57:36 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."


Luv, Sunshine!!

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missweet

May 13 @ 9:11PM  
lol
I got that text just a couple of hours ago
GSpotGina

May 13 @ 9:16PM  
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

ROFL Sagging nuts. It's true! They do!
l00kin4myprince

May 13 @ 11:56PM  
That's the shit!
tassie1

May 14 @ 7:43AM  
your not STILL praying for that,even after all these years..?
soft_touch938

May 14 @ 11:37AM  
God has a warped sense of humor...it's called "watching women age"
shellsmack

May 14 @ 5:06PM  
yeah
coachwaugh69

May 14 @ 7:33PM  

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