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posted 5/13/2008 7:44:55 PM |
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and have gay sex. I'm not gay, but if I got drunk enough maybe I could do some stuff. Probably not though. I'd probably just throw up and pass out. But if some guy jammed his cock up my ass would I still be a virgin?

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whisperingcomet

May 13 @ 7:46PM  
Yeah, man, you're still a virgin....give it a try....go ahead.....do it now!
StraddleMyNose

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May 13 @ 7:49PM  
Ummm....as far as I'm concerned....yeah, you would still be a virgin.


Keep us posted if you decided to try that route...
mrknowuwell

May 13 @ 7:51PM  
at least ur not doing it with dogs....like sum 1 else on here
whisperingcomet

May 13 @ 7:54PM  
Naw, man, dont do "it" with animals....but go ahead....do it with a man...right up the ole ass....you are still a virgin,,,,and it wont mean that you are gay either, not that I have any objections to gay people, but if you take it up the ass....you are dinifilty still a virgin....go ahead....hell, do it today~
rnj1013

May 13 @ 8:08PM  
I'm waiting to see who mans up and poles him up the ass from here
clickedanad2

May 13 @ 8:09PM  
too bad you don't live in Texas
the girlfriend of the guy that tried to cash the 360 bil check
will soon be available
if she'd hang with that moron
I'm bettin' she'd bang you

how can you not get laid?
damn - order a blowup doll
or hire a hooker


whisperingcomet

May 13 @ 8:11PM  
Naw, man, just take it up the ass....go ahead...do it today, you will love it
lunanegra

May 13 @ 8:12PM  
Go for it man!
rnj1013

May 13 @ 8:12PM  
hey luna....he's willing....give it to him
whisperingcomet

May 13 @ 8:13PM  
Or, you could give a guy a BJ,,,,,still a virgin...
40yearoldvirgin

May 13 @ 8:16PM  
If I'd still be a virgin what's the point? Would I have to jam my cock up some guy's ass? There's no way I could do that. Maybe if some guy put on a wig and lots of makeup I could let him blow me. Would I be a virgin then?
whisperingcomet

May 13 @ 8:17PM  
Naw, man, you let some guy give you a BJ, you are no longer a virgin....take it up the ass...you will love it ...
40yearoldvirgin

May 13 @ 8:20PM  
Do you like taking it up the ass? Is it bad for hemorrhroids?
rnj1013

May 13 @ 8:22PM  
roids are just speed bumps
whisperingcomet

May 13 @ 8:27PM  
Naw, man, i dont, but go ahead, I think you will love it....
lunanegra

May 13 @ 8:38PM  
hey luna....he's willing....give it to him


I know not what you speak of
rnj1013

May 13 @ 8:39PM  
I think luna and whispering should get some strap ons and devirginize this guy for an entire night all while being videotaped of course
1bunny629

May 13 @ 8:40PM  
Don't get frustrated! Sometimes I just take it up the ass, so I can...uh oh did I just say that? never mind......
rnj1013

May 13 @ 8:43PM  
bunny butt sex?
whisperingcomet

May 13 @ 8:59PM  
I have already sent a "wanna fuck' but he turned me down....
Sunshine79

May 13 @ 9:01PM  
Maybe you should consult a gay man for this question.....
missweet

May 13 @ 9:18PM  
I think I disagree. If you let a guy fuck you it is sex. He popped your ass cherry. Just then your dick isn't devirginized.
kingdongilingus

May 14 @ 11:35AM  
You would only be a virgin if you could take a shit later on and know you were doing it, otherwise, you are officially in the land of "Ass Viking Butt Burglar".....ville.

Nope, never on my hardest up day (thank you Bill Gates for my porn machine called "Windoze Vista") would I get shitfaced and hope my Poopchute was up to someone with a smaller wang than me.

As they say, "Exit Only" is the sign on your ass door.

Unless YOURS came with a screen door.............

Someone will make a joke about a "two way street", I am sure.

I am sure I will kill that person if they try my ass on for size.

If you passed out, what the fuck would you care?

Just remember to buy a box of Depends for the next day...........you know, the "Extra Fluffy Prisoner" styled ones............

soft_touch938

May 14 @ 11:45AM  
Go find ya a whore and let 'em teach ya the "ins 'n outs" and get over it. All that backed up cum must be cloudin' ur brain.

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