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A picture of an overweight woman lying naked on a couch, painted by the British artist Lucian Freud, is expected to set a record for any work by a living artist when it goes up for auction Tuesday night. Christie's auction house in New York expects the life-size 1995 portrait to sell for between $25 million and $35 million.
There is a picture of the painting, but it scared my dick so badly that it tried to crawl into my asshole.

Courtesy of Asnet: PRICE REALIZED: $33,641,000

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May 13 @ 6:38PM  
Maybe that guy mentioned in another blog trying to cash the $360 cillion check wanted to bid on it.

May 13 @ 6:46PM  
So,is this going to be a post about standards of beauty and how fat is unattractive and thin is widely accepted?

Going to go pop some *fat*-free right back.This may be interesting.

May 13 @ 6:48PM  
Where would you hang that painting ?

May 13 @ 6:52PM  
Where would you hang that painting ?

I'm actually wondering who would pay millions for it.

May 13 @ 7:07PM  
I'm actually wondering who would pay millions for it

Fat fetishists with a lot of money to burn?I mean if thats your kink,fine- but I think there are more practical ways to blow your wad. That's like me being a ba-zillionaire and buying a sandwich Christian Bale took a bite out of threw away.Common sense escapes the rich..

May 13 @ 7:12PM  
There are some places your mind ought not to go ...thanks I'm scared!!!

May 13 @ 7:19PM  
The painting is life sized so I'm guessing it is 4' X 7' or something. It is a very interesting article and if you click on little red arrow below the picture of the painting, it shows what the woman looks like today at the age of 51. She is not unattractive actually. But I do wonder what her family, friends, and coworkers are going to think about this. Hopefully that artists gives her a bit of a bonus considering the selling price. Even if he does, it could be a Southwest Airlines moment...want to get away?

May 13 @ 7:21PM  
OMG, That looks like Roseanne Barr got drunk and passed out....Gross!!

May 13 @ 7:31PM  
Be nice! She's voluptuous! The article says he's the 85 year old grandson of Sigmund Freud which explains the auction price. Eccentric minds produce eccentric results. I can appreciate the realist painting though. He's excellent.

May 13 @ 7:41PM  
now thats a woman that knows where every mc donalds in town is

May 13 @ 7:49PM  
it scared my dick so badly that it tried to crawl into my asshole

My dick has been scared before, but it never once looked for my asshole as a hiding place.

I'm thinking about bidding on the painting. I'll hang it in one of my guest house.

May 13 @ 7:56PM  
I know it may sound strange, but some guys find that literally HOT! So to each his or her own, and lets not judge others by their outer looks. You know that better than anyone! Have a wonderful evening and to all the other Gorgeous FAT WOMEN - ROCK ON and know, you are just as beautiful on the outside as on the in!

May 13 @ 8:32PM  



May 13 @ 11:43PM  
I had hints of a visa commercial go through my head. Vague words and priceless briefly appeared but it's gone now.

May 14 @ 8:22AM  
must be the chinese goverment buying the painting with the intrest on our money we are borrowing from them.
buy American go to the thrift store
what you drive ,drives our country..

May 14 @ 11:38AM  
Fat fetishists with a lot of money to burn

Hey I'm fat blow money on me

Seriously the painting is awesome but we here are use to working for our dollars and just cant' understand paying that kind of money. Would I buy it at a reasonalbe price?? I don't know put a man up there and lets see what happens. Fat, skinny, average, everyone is different which is why tastes run differently. Lets not judge a person by their looks (according to your specifications)

May 14 @ 12:28PM  
I KNOW HER! I'm sure she's that gal those comes in the truckstop and squeezes into a booth and spends all her time talking loudly on her cellphone and butting into other peoples conversations!!! Sure looks like her anyway...

Do we have a celebrity here in our midst???

May 14 @ 4:09PM  

I KNOW HER! I'm sure she's that gal those comes in the truckstop and squeezes into a booth and spends all her time talking loudly on her cellphone

I think I used to date her...Sure looks familiar...

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