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The Ant & The Grasshopper (Revised) For all the political people!

posted 5/13/2008 12:37:51 PM |
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OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.





The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.





The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.





MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!


MODERN VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.





The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.





Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.





CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.




How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.



'

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper sake.





Nancy Pelosi & Ted Kennedy in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.





Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.





The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.





Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.





The ant loses the case.





The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him be cause he doesn't maintain it.





The ant has disappeared in the snow.





The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.





MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008

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missweet

May 13 @ 12:43PM  
slohand_47

May 13 @ 1:07PM  
Dont' laugh. Comrad Hillary will be after YOUR house next.
Wordsofwit

May 13 @ 1:35PM  
I remember hearing that one from a Dan Quayle supporter. (Dan Quayle was VP from 1989-1993 and not unlike our current leader in intellectual stature)
asnet

May 13 @ 2:24PM  
Poor brainwashed Sunshine .....
Well, nobody is perfect.
She will be better when she finishes her rehab sentence
after I am elected.
Repeat after me, Sunshine:
I am not perfect,
8,000 times.



shyone_4u699

May 13 @ 2:56PM  
SunShine.....A very good story well told! I'm guessing that poor misguided pissant had to be a republican!! You left Al Sharpton out. I'm sure he was in on the action in some manner.
manwithoutahorse

May 13 @ 3:40PM  
Good one Sunshine. One more thing we have in common. LOL

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