>John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his
>wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though,
>and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that
>he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he
>room and asked him to "take this note to your beautiful "Mommy." The
>note read:
>The Tent Pole Is Up,
>The Canvas Is Spread,
>The Hell With Breakfast,
>Come Back To Bed.
>Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this
>to your silly Daddy.
>The note read:
>Take The Tent Pole Down,
>Put The Canvas Away,
>The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
>No Circus Today.
>John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son
>to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." The note read:
>The Tent Pole's Still Up,
>And The Canvas Still! Spread,
>So Drop What You're Doing,
>And Come Give Me Some Head.
>Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this
>to the poor dude upstairs."
>The note read:
>I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm Busy Right Now,
>So do It By Hand!
>
Now......Is that not just a poor fella's LUCK!!!
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