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A Quickie For Guys With LITTLE PECKERS!!!

posted 5/12/2008 6:42:23 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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A woman walks into an H & R Block accountant's office and tells him that she needs help to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
And then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm a Chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"


"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." she says.

"Chicken Farmer it is."

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CrazyCraveman

May 12 @ 6:46PM  
Mine was one of'em! Not sure if I should or
shyone_4u699

May 12 @ 6:50PM  
Awwww SunShine! You really know how to hurt a poor fella.
sugarnspice005

May 12 @ 6:50PM  
That was cute!
StraddleMyNose

May 12 @ 7:54PM  
mrknowuwell

May 12 @ 8:46PM  
what happened 2 the full grown crowing COCKS
sumdaysoon

May 12 @ 8:46PM  
<---------- scratching around in the dirt.......
PleasureAwaits

May 12 @ 10:43PM  
"Cock a doodle doo" is pretty close to "any cock will do". I wonder if she will be itemizing ROFL!
slohand_47

May 13 @ 1:08PM  
Well, she has to think of SOME way to write off a boob job and all that waxing on her taxes.............

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