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A woman walks into an H & R Block accountant's office and tells him that she needs help to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
And then asks, "What is your occupation?" 
"I'm a prostitute," she says. 
The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that." 
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." 
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm a Chicken farmer." 
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." she says.
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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