Thought this was funny.....sooooooo....... posted 5/12/2008 12:46:37 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, new, joke

straightup_9

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> A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
> after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
> English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem
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> One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't
> know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a
> chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the
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> Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say
> it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the
> butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some
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> On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
> to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store ...
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> What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
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> Now get back to your emails.
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> I don't know about you sometimes - >

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