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posted 5/12/2008 12:46:37 PM |
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  straightup_9

Sent to me by a friend....enjoy....standard repost disclaimer applies.....

> A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
> after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
> English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem
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> One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't
> know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a
> chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the
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> Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say
> it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the
> butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some
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> On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
> to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store ...
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> What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
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> Now get back to your emails.
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> I don't know about you sometimes - >

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girlcountry

May 12 @ 12:50PM  
throws a green thingy at ya and leaves the room shaking head
swyeter

May 12 @ 1:11PM  


So the husband speaks English but what happens if the butcher is one of the French speaking Canadians?
missweet

May 12 @ 6:03PM  
I thought she would have walked over to the butcher and pulled down his pants
sugarnspice005

May 12 @ 6:43PM  
StraddleMyNose

May 12 @ 8:26PM  
Good one!
PleasureAwaits

May 12 @ 10:53PM  
Sounds like a lucky butcher, for the most part LOL!
PleasureAwaits

May 12 @ 10:53PM  
Sounds like a lucky butcher, for the most part LOL!

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