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The Lay Off..........LMAO!!!

posted 5/10/2008 5:36:27 PM |
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  Sunshine79

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit...'

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StraddleMyNose

May 10 @ 5:58PM  
Never heard this one before...
ThePurpleProphet

May 10 @ 6:23PM  
coachwaugh69

May 10 @ 6:46PM  
oh my word.... that's so funny. It took me a few attemps to get it... duh but it's great!
clickedanad2

May 10 @ 7:22PM  
a greenie for the grin
GSpotGina

May 10 @ 8:26PM  
hilarious... can we guess who he kept?
sumdaysoon

May 10 @ 9:21PM  
imma jack off.........wanna watch.........
kris83

May 10 @ 9:31PM  
I'm just happy i got this one lol im slow with these kinda jokes sometimes
shyone_4u699

May 11 @ 12:19PM  
Good One, SunShine!!
PleasureAwaits

May 11 @ 2:05PM  
ROFL! I'm with Gina in wondering if he decided to re-evaluate his decision.
Supakid2

May 11 @ 2:12PM  
If that was me, I would have asked her to jack me off

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