Scottish Underwear!..........
Three men go golfing with their wives.The Swede's wife
steps up to the tee and, as shebends over to place her
ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up andreveals her
lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you
wearing any skivees?', Ole demanded. 'Well, you don't
give me enough housekeeping money to afford any. 'The
Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For
the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some
underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the
tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing
no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers.
Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you
give me. 'Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the
sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes
her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer
drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money
ta be able ta affarrd any.'The Scotsman reaches into his pocket
and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy
yerself up a bit.'  
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