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I am not from the South but I still thought these were cute.
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Georgia :

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so
he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called
her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of
Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,

"Everything but my earrings."
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Alabama :

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,"
the successful hunter replied."

You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

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Louisiana

A senior at LSU was overheard saying, "When the end of the world comes,
I hope to be in Louisiana."

When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything
happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.

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Mississippi

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to
his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?

"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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Tennessee

A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.

The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

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Arkansas

A man in Little Rock had a flat tire, pulled onto the side of the road, and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

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rescueremedy

May 10 @ 12:41PM  
Very cute ...
soft_touch938

May 10 @ 12:51PM  
Those are so funny....and all new ones to me. Thanks for the laugh!
Wordsofwit

May 10 @ 1:13PM  
Those are so funny....and all new ones to me. Thanks for the laugh!

ditto
StraddleMyNose

May 10 @ 1:50PM  
Hey, you left out some West Virginia jokes...

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