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posted 5/10/2008 8:27:16 AM |
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  Sunshine79

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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?




If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?







Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?





If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?





If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?





Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?




If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?





If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?





If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?



Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'






What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?




I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?




Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?





Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?




If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?







As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells
'THEIRS
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sumdaysoon

May 10 @ 8:51AM  
i got this picture of a cow squirting milk out its nose in my head now..........
girlcountry

May 10 @ 9:25AM  
You're crazy, girl !!!!
greatsax

May 10 @ 10:29AM  
Now see I have much to do today and now I am thinking about people from Holland being called "Holes".....just friggin great...thanks for starting my day off like this Ill give you my last kudo....just because this was funny as hell....
ThePurpleProphet

May 10 @ 10:31AM  


Poor girl. You definitly have too much time on your hands.

I've always wondered why is it that they make blacktop, black. It's going to fade to grey anyway. Why not just make greytop and save the money for the coloring?

Maybe together we can solve all the worlds problems.
31sunshine

May 10 @ 10:55AM  
I'm with sums...got a picutre of a cow spurtin milk from it's nose....or the mother feeding it's child with a toothpick.

Thanks for the laugh this morning!!
justa_country_boy

May 10 @ 1:10PM  
Why Does a woman wear A bra and a Pair of panties?
blueEyes502007

May 10 @ 10:02PM  
Here's one to add to the list.

Why is it that we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
PleasureAwaits

May 11 @ 2:59PM  
After being away for a few days it's great to catch up on these!

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