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posted 5/9/2008 8:08:36 PM |
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A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.

Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golfbag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.

Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?"

"It's over here in the pussy willows."

The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"




Sign at the Golf Course

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

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StraddleMyNose

May 9 @ 8:17PM  
Good one! I needed a good laugh...
swyeter

May 9 @ 8:17PM  
sugarnspice005

May 9 @ 8:19PM  
That was good!
ThePurpleProphet

May 9 @ 10:16PM  
manwithoutahorse

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May 9 @ 10:37PM  
Great one! thanks!
sumdaysoon

May 9 @ 11:53PM  
that would be cruel and unusual punishment.......
soft_touch938

May 10 @ 2:28PM  
So many jokes are repeats..I just love it when I read a new one....this was sooooooo funny! Thanks!!!

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