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posted 5/9/2008 9:11:42 AM |
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An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long
conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather trustingly.

'Well,' she said, responding very carefully, 'I'd have to say - I would
like it infrequently'

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and
leaned over towards her and whispered 'Is that one word or two?

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sawduster

May 9 @ 9:22AM  
i know i'd be wanting two words. but what can i say, i'm just a horny old goat
Wordsofwit

May 9 @ 9:32AM  
I ran a multi-part contest in late April/early May involving the top geriatric jokes that people could vote on. It was kind of a failed bit truth be told. The inside joke was the second contest, who would post the first rerun joke from the series: You just won.
straightup_9

May 9 @ 9:59AM  
The inside joke was the second contest, who would post the first rerun joke from the series: You just won.

Hmmmmm.....Interesting....... .....and to think I actually forgot to include my "re-post disclaimer" on this one......

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