The family was sitting at the dinner table. The son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answered, "Well son, there are three kinds of boobies. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" 
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry." 
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many types of willies are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiled and answered, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?!"
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!!"
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GSpotGina
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May 8 @ 8:18PM
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Oh sheesh! I've seen this before but it never fails to get a laugh out of me. 
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sawduster
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May 8 @ 9:37PM
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i think at least part of me is still thinking it's in it's 20's. 
the rest, well, still there but not what it used to be, lol.
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manwithoutahorse
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May 8 @ 11:12PM
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Fortunately there are always exceptions to the rule  .
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Coemgen
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May 9 @ 12:16AM
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Thank god Viagra will keep my oak tree from becoming a christmas tree;)
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tassie1
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May 9 @ 2:44AM
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thats like ;whats the differance btwn a 12 inch cock and an onion.?
nuthin,they both bring a tear to your eye
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Scottishtease
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May 9 @ 7:52AM
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Chuckle. that was hilarious I will be saving this one sundance. TEase. kudo for you.
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