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This is your brain on drugs!!

posted 5/8/2008 2:46:48 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday in front of the Judge.

The Judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, Your Honor. I drew two circles like this:

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....and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable!" said the Judge.

To the second boy the judge said," And you, how did you do?"

"Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing!! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles ...

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....And told them, the small circle is your asshole before going to prison......"

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beefygoblin

May 8 @ 2:52PM  
And yet 10 percent of them were persuaded to use drugs based on the second speech...
missweet

May 8 @ 3:08PM  

Great but how many would want to go to jail for that reason?
itsallforfun

May 8 @ 3:12PM  
good one sunshine!!
max49

May 8 @ 3:46PM  
LMFAO Very good sweetie and a kudo.
GSpotGina

May 8 @ 4:08PM  
LOL And those two young guys would make a great team!
sumdaysoon

May 8 @ 5:00PM  
PleasureAwaits

May 8 @ 11:23PM  
Just to be safe I think I'll also stop speeding.

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