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posted 5/8/2008 8:40:42 AM |
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  Whitewolf31

Arkansas doesn't see that many hang gliders, so when Bubba saved up and bought himself one, he didn't really know where to go to get instruction.


He just took it to the top of the highest hill around, took off running, and, when he reached the edge, up into the wind he went!


Down below, Maw and Paw were sitting on their front porch, swinging and talking about the good old days when suddenly Maw shouted, "Paw! Lookee there! Ain't that the biggest bird yew ever seen?"


Paw agreed, reached into the living room, grabbed his shotgun, took careful aim, and "BANG! BANG!"


The monster bird continued sailing silently overhead. "I think ya missed him, Paw," said Maw.


"Yeah, mebbe so," he grunted, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"





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itsallforfun

May 8 @ 9:37AM  
funny!!
ThePurpleProphet

May 8 @ 9:52AM  


That's gonna leave a mark.
max49

May 8 @ 11:14AM  
missweet

May 8 @ 4:04PM  

Where did Bubba go?
JK

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