Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12?
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad? 
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." 
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively,
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." 
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?" 
The dad replies,
"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. 
He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." 
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, 
"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:
"Those are for the married men.
ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAucrackmeup! 
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sumdaysoon
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May 7 @ 7:59PM
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who knew......... 
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Scottishtease
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May 7 @ 8:03PM
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good one sunshine. :>)
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sawduster
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May 7 @ 8:06PM
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and the there are those tat would still most of them left after years. i wouldn't be one tho, unless i was still married to my ex.
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girlcountry
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May 7 @ 8:50PM
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You ain't right neither, girl!!!
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singlestud125
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May 7 @ 10:19PM
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lol that was a good one
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tassie1
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May 7 @ 11:58PM
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that would be funny if it wasn't so bloody true . 
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casuallylooking
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May 8 @ 12:32AM
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OMGosh..that was hilarious.... well from a womans point of view anyways...
Kudos, Sunshine... 
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hornytoad55
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May 8 @ 1:16AM
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Very good Sunshine. I was one of the lucky married men. I got paid 1 and 15 so I know I was getting lucky twice a month. 
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max49
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May 8 @ 7:30AM
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Ahh now I understand. Good one sweetie and a kudo for you. 
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