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  evild614

Two gorillas in the zoo are standing by the fence, watching the lion in the next cage take a nap.

"I'm gonna hop over the fence and fuck that lion in the ass," said one of the gorillas.
"You fuckin' kiddin' me? That lion will wake up and bite your face clean off!"
"Naw, naw, it'll be real quick, see? I just sneak up behind him, stick it in, one or two pushes, and I hop back over the fence before he realizes what's going on."

So the gorilla goes over the fence, tiptoes up behind the slumbering lion, lifts up his tail, and gets to work. The lion immediately wakes up with a tremendous roar and starts after the gorilla. The gorilla jumps over the fence, as does the lion, in hot pursuit. They run all across the zoo, until the gorilla ducks into the zookeeper's shack as the lion runs past. Thinking fast, the gorilla puts on the zookeeper's khaki uniform and hat, a pair of sunglasses, and opens up the newspaper and holds it in front of his face. All of a sudden the lion bursts into the room.

"Have you seen that lousy gorilla?"
"What, you don't mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass, do you?"
"Christ, it's in the paper already?"

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