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But she talked to me for three hours!!?? Advice for men

posted 5/5/2008 7:14:31 PM |
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  Coemgen

So at age 27 and after several very longterm relationships, I like to think that I have women figured out. Well... maybe not. After all, the female species is a riddle wrapped inside an enigma. I have learned some things about them however that I don't think many men realize. So here are some tidbits of advice for my fellow men:

1. Women like to talk. They especially like to talk about themselves. Just because a girl talks to you does NOT mean she is interested in you. Case in point... I met a girl recently who spent three hours... yes, three hours talking to me about herself, her work, her relationships, her feelings, etc. I assumed that she was doing this because she was interested in me. God knows I wouldn't spend even an hour, let alone three talking to someone unless I was interested in them. However, girls are different. After listening attentively and trying my best not to look at her chest for three hours, this girl then introduced me to her boyfriend... yep, her boyfriend.

2. Girls don't look good for you... girls look good to impress other girls and make them jealous. All girls know that men are pathetic and we will take anything. We will take stained granny panties, we will take legs that haven't been shaved in two weeks, we will take sweatshirts and baggy sweatpants. When a girl dresses up, looks hot and wears perfume it's only because she is going somewhere she wants to impress other girls. Maybe, just maybe she will do these things to meet a guy, but once she has him firmly in her grasp, the granny panties with stains come out... trust me.

3. Girls can get just as horny as guys do, if not more, however they are much more particular about when and where they will get it on. For us men, a quickie in a public bathroom or a hand job on an airplane seem like completely rational and natural things to do. We can also have sex at any time of day and in any mood. Girls on the other hand have to be "comfortable" and "in the right mood". Perhaps some necking and rubbing can get her "in the right mood", but I wouldn't count on that quickie in bathroom at the mall.

4. Girls are very concerned about what their friends and family think of their boyfriend. We men could care less what other people think of our girlfriends... as long as we think she's hot and we are getting some, then we simply don't care what others think. Women are different. When they are deciding whether or not to go out with you, then are thinking in the back of their minds "what will so and so think about this guy?" or "will this guy make my friends jealous?". Therefore men, it is very important that you be able to impress your girlfriend's friends and family. It's more important probably than what she actually thinks of you. You could be the biggest slob/jerk/loser in the world, but if she thinks she is making her friends jealous by being with you, then you have it made.

Well, that's all I can think of right now. Other things I'm sure most men have figured out already such as when a girl says nothing is wrong, you better believe everything is wrong! Good luck out there!

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shyandhorny62

May 5 @ 7:27PM  
When a girl dresses up, looks hot and wears perfume it's only because she is going somewhere she wants to impress other girls. Maybe, just maybe she will do these things to meet a guy, but once she has him firmly in her grasp, the granny panties with stains come out... trust me.

Hmmmm, don't kno about other ladies, but I don't ever try 2 impress other females...I do however like 2 look good just for myself & if there's a guy in the picture at any given time, for them as well. I totally refuse 2 wear "granny panties" & throw out any of my nice, silky bikini panties that have ever gotten stained. LOL Kudos for trying 2 figure the female species tho!
Sunshine79

May 5 @ 8:10PM  
Guess you called us out, huh?
1bunny629

May 5 @ 8:40PM  
that is why...and remember Bunny suggests this...Be With...Women...not girls
DesertSmile

May 5 @ 10:58PM  
One key phrase you kept using "girl". When the girl becomes a woman 99% of those girlish traits will disappear.

Women know what they want...how to get it...how to keep it and how to preserve it.

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