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Do ya really wanna know?....Do ya REALLY?..... posted 5/5/2008 2:45:45 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, new, joke   straightup_9 Ever wonder why you can't meet any Beautiful, Sex-starved women on this site? Can you handle the math ? There are EXACTLY 1008 female members of this site.....Don't believe me?...Do a search and count them. Of these, 10% are Men posing as Women leaving 907 40% of these are inactive profiles, meaning, they haven't logged on in 3 months, or more, this leaves 544 63% of these are Lesbian, Bi, or Fake and therefore not interested in Men, leaving 201. 75% of these are looking for someone in a different age group, size, shape, and race than yourself, that leaves 50 90% of these are either in a relationship, married and not looking, just here for their friends, or to blog, leaving 5 Of these 5, at any given time, 2 are experiencing computer problems and are unable to answer any e-mails, leaving 3. Now, you three ladies know who you are, so get off your asses and start e-mailing these guys so they will quit bitching in the blogs about it..... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Wordsofwit	May 5 @ 2:51PM
	Ever wonder why you can't meet any Beautiful, Sex-starved women on this site? You forgot to subtract the ones that aren't beautiful.
xquseme	May 5 @ 2:53PM
	Wow! Although obviously tongue-in-cheek, your blog has more than just a grain of truth--especially the "inactive profile" part! Mebbe I've been spending too much time lurking around here... Have a kudo!
straightup_9	May 5 @ 2:54PM
	You forgot to subtract the ones that aren't beautiful. Now, WoW......You know FULL WELL, all the Ladies on here are Beautiful....
soft_touch938	May 5 @ 3:13PM
	This is so funny!! Kudo for the good laugh!
MsHelle	May 5 @ 3:15PM
	tosses a greenie and checks my computers to see if I'm the One!!
ThePurpleProphet	May 5 @ 3:19PM
	I did some similar research for just the state of Ohio. I concluded that there are a total of one-half a woman that might be interested in me.
justa_country_boy	May 5 @ 3:25PM
	We got get those two computers fixed so we can increase the number of woman by 40%
rescueremedy	May 5 @ 6:35PM
	Damn ... I don`t know which group i`m in ??
shyandhorny62	May 5 @ 6:46PM
	Me either, rescueremedy. LOL Kudos 2 ya for doing so much research on this subject tho.
sumdaysoon	May 5 @ 7:36PM
	how did i get 8 phone numbers then...........
mrknowuwell	May 5 @ 8:27PM
	so i have more luck winnin the lotto .............than gittin laid??? ........off to 7-11 to spend my paycheck in scratch offs
greatsax	May 5 @ 9:43PM
	Good point...you come here for women and leave with a complex.....Sumday...spit up a few of those phone numbers. ..you only get...what was it??? 3 numbers... and two of them have broken phones...good blog...
alybai42	May 5 @ 10:15PM
	I also wonder where I fit in Maybe nowhere..I don't belong here...Since I am not interested in meeting a man for sex...I am not married...I am not bi, or lesbian...
cottoncandydragon	May 5 @ 10:23PM
	I guess I'm one of the 3 and the problem is there is not one single active male member within 500 miles of me.
lunanegra	May 5 @ 10:28PM
	Ok,now can we do that with all the male members on here?