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posted 5/5/2008 2:45:45 PM |
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Ever wonder why you can't meet any Beautiful, Sex-starved women on this site?

Can you handle the math ?

There are EXACTLY 1008 female members of this site.....Don't believe me?...Do a search and count them.

Of these, 10% are Men posing as Women leaving 907

40% of these are inactive profiles, meaning, they haven't logged on in 3 months, or more,
this leaves 544

63% of these are Lesbian, Bi, or Fake and therefore not interested in Men, leaving 201.

75% of these are looking for someone in a different age group, size, shape, and race than yourself, that leaves 50

90% of these are either in a relationship, married and not looking, just here for their friends, or to blog, leaving 5

Of these 5, at any given time, 2 are experiencing computer problems and are unable to answer any e-mails, leaving 3.

Now, you three ladies know who you are, so get off your asses and start e-mailing these guys so they will quit bitching in the blogs about it.....

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May 5 @ 2:51PM  
Ever wonder why you can't meet any Beautiful, Sex-starved women on this site?

You forgot to subtract the ones that aren't beautiful.

May 5 @ 2:53PM  
Wow! Although obviously tongue-in-cheek, your blog has more than just a grain
of truth--especially the "inactive profile" part! Mebbe I've been spending too much
time lurking around here...
Have a kudo!

May 5 @ 2:54PM  
You forgot to subtract the ones that aren't beautiful.

Now, WoW......You know FULL WELL, all the Ladies on here are Beautiful....

May 5 @ 3:13PM  
This is so funny!!

Kudo for the good laugh!

May 5 @ 3:15PM  
tosses a greenie and checks my computers to see if I'm the One!!

May 5 @ 3:19PM  
I did some similar research for just the state of Ohio. I concluded that there are a total of one-half a woman that might be interested in me.

May 5 @ 3:25PM  
We got get those two computers fixed so we can increase the number of woman by 40%

May 5 @ 6:35PM  
Damn ... I don`t know which group i`m in ??

May 5 @ 6:46PM  
Me either, rescueremedy. LOL Kudos 2 ya for doing so much research on this subject tho.

May 5 @ 7:36PM  
how did i get 8 phone numbers then...........

May 5 @ 8:27PM  
so i have more luck winnin the lotto .............than gittin laid??? to 7-11 to spend my paycheck in scratch offs

May 5 @ 9:43PM  
Good come here for women and leave with a complex.....Sumday...spit up a few of those phone numbers. only get...what was it??? 3 numbers... and two of them have broken phones...good blog...

May 5 @ 10:15PM  
I also wonder where I fit in

Maybe nowhere..I don't belong here...Since I am not interested in meeting a man for sex...I am not married...I am not bi, or lesbian...

May 5 @ 10:23PM  
I guess I'm one of the 3 and the problem is there is not one single active male member within 500 miles of me.

May 5 @ 10:28PM  
Ok,now can we do that with all the male members on here?

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