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  sugarnspice005

Yes, it's from an email sent to me.


Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?




How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?




Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?




If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?



Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?




Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?




Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.




Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?




Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?




If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?




Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?




If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?




Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!




If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?




If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?




If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?




Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?




Why did you just try singing the two songs above?




Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?




Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?




Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?



I hope you get a chuckle out of them.

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TattooedRawkStar

May 4 @ 6:54PM  
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Cute blog; thought I'd offer an interesting scientific explanation:

Dogs stick their face out the window of the car because their extremely sensitive sense of smell helps them to find you, their human master, absolutely repulsive-smelling.

That's right; your dog thinks you stink, so he sticks his head out the window.

Kind of explains why he doesn't want you blowing in his face, doesn't it?
Ewe_Wish

May 4 @ 6:57PM  
Ummm Sugar.............do you still have my email addy...........cause ummm well you know..........ummmm i changed it............


Great blog, sweetie.
sugarnspice005

May 4 @ 6:58PM  
Well damn Rawk....ya mean all that damned flossing and brushing..and my dogs still think my breath stinks??
rescueremedy

May 4 @ 7:12PM  
Thank you for the laughs ... Have two dogs love to swim ,but hate to be outside when it`s raining ...
casuallylooking

May 4 @ 7:30PM  
Can you cry under water?
Nope..just take my word for it.......

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Does silently in my head really count?.....Aww, come on...I know I am not the only one that did it... lol
ynot7769

May 4 @ 8:20PM  
Does silently in my head really count?.....Aww, come on...I know I am not the only one that did it...

we both did it and now she's tryin to blame me for makin her sing it too

oh wait..sorry...news flash...i'm the man..i'm almost ALWAYS wrong.....i forgot...back to regularly scheduald blogging
StraddleMyNose

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May 4 @ 8:51PM  
Wow, those are some things to really think about. A kudo for an interesting blog!
l00kin4myprince

May 4 @ 9:22PM  
Makes you really think!
soft_touch938

May 5 @ 12:13AM  
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

My husband musta been indecent then...he loved burnt toast... I hated making it cause it always set the smoke alarm off...

Good blog!

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